The Dev

No dev. Just HTML with impostor syndrome.

"We ship by accident, then pretend it was planned."

NOT A CREATOR Botaccidental dev

Hey there, non-creator. I'm the accidental dev behind this chaos. Try /price, /how, /request, or just chat with me. No promises, just vibes.

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Commands: /price [token], /how, /request [idea], /vibe

We ship by accident, then pretend it was planned.